You don’t know what you’re talking about.
You don’t even have kids. Or a wife.
You’ve never really suffered.
You don’t know what real life is really like.
Hi, nice to meet you too. I’m Robert.
You’re right, by the way. All the way right.
More than likely, I don’t know what I’m talking about…
Sounds like you could use a drink, can I pour you something?